johnny-neocash:

this is a notable neopet oh my god

the petpet’s name is fondel

surejohn221b:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a bunch of the guys in my grade got together and bought their own url so they could have a website

but literally the only purpose of the website is to see pictures of dads in hats

i wasn’t kidding this is the website

squid hat

whattheshift:

thorki:

sungoddessokami:

thorki:

important

this is why our tickets take so fucking long _—-_

Infallible response.

so. worgen tails!

deucebowl:

put a lamp spout in your butt then rub the lamp so the genie will come out then be trapped in your butt and you can grant people wishes if they rub your butt

malariamonsters:

penroseparticle:

I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something

WE AREN’T ALLOWED TO SHARE PERSONAL THINGS IN CLASS ANYMORE

I want to reblog that feet post pls

thatonemiwchick:

I think Francisco Randez could sum up his modeling career with 3 words.
“No mas pantalones”

fuckyeahlaughters:

I always get excited when I see a new breed of asshole.

atencio:

“I wanna be a giant, yo. All big.”

funfrom4chan:

Well I’m all out of ideas.

kawaiikaworu:

shinjiwearscrocs:

it was only a croc
how did it end up like this
how did it end up like this

mez: Now asuka is asleep
and your dicks in your hand
while you’re having a wank
and kawo is so sad

IMN SO DONE hOLY shit hLPe Me

oh NY GIOD

invadermle:

i must be swift as the coursing river

theslowpokewell:

I was watching a porn and this guy had a pokemon cap

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

blub-blub-blub-blub-blub-blub:

Kanrik you sexy bitch. You could get it first.