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why he so many beanies?

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DM: You now believe you are a tree.

Me: I attempt photosynthesis.

DM: Uh, OK. Give me a d20 roll.

(rolls a 20)

DM: … You heal 1 HP.

(I submitted an incorrect version of this one. My bad, this is correct.)

posted on 8/26/2014 via pyrobe (source) — 2,419 notes
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the professor asked me what benjamin franklins brothers name was and i panicked and said frank benjalin. i have never fucked up that hard in my entire life



the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours


someone should maybe take photoshop away from me


it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

posted on 8/9/2014 via dardanos (source) — 70,914 notes
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thor’s fursona

posted on 8/9/2014 via kernelsprite (source) — 22,711 notes
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12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name
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12 people have deleted me as a contact because i wont stop changing my skype name







Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was spumoni.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “spumoni fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.


thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the ivysaurity…


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posted on 7/10/2014 via garydactyl (source) — 145,688 notes
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