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why he so many beanies?

Yes I'm still collecting Vivillon
(and manectite pls)



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tyrror:

ruingaraf:

themarchrabbit:

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was spumoni.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “spumoni fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the ivysaurity…

lookupcollection:

backfire
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lookupcollection:

backfire

posted on 7/10/2014 via garydactyl (source) — 139,226 notes
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posted on 7/9/2014 via tobiaswraithwall (source) — 86,722 notes
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posted on 7/4/2014 via pyrobe28,233 notes
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golgothabase:

I FUCKING DOWNLOADED A SEASON OF FULL HOUSE INSTEAD OF HOUSE AGAIN

posted on 6/20/2014 via toripocalypse (source) — 9,550 notes
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nanna-melissa:

Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…
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nanna-melissa:

Found out how to make flashlight mods for Left 4 Dead 2…

posted on 6/18/2014 via toripocalypse (source) — 10,473 notes
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gamagori-senpai-noticed-me:

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

Oh my God cant stop laughing

skuboglesby:

this is my original LOTR character, his name is Gundalf and he is Gandalf’s brother who uses a gun

posted on 6/13/2014 via pyrobe (source) — 49,185 notes
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nosdrinker:

oh my godf
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nosdrinker:

oh my godf

posted on 6/12/2014 via garydactyl (source) — 43,703 notes
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mjrmlfnctn:

firemen:

what if zelda was a girl?

unfortunately that would DOUBLE the production costs ://

posted on 6/11/2014 via teensytoothless (source) — 16,177 notes
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