I’m trapped in an avalanche. I’m fighting to get myself out, but more snow just keeps piling on, and I shout, “I FUCKING HATE SNOW!”
A passing skiier, not stopping to help me out, gives me a concerned look. “That’s not fair; it’s not the snow’s fault, it’s the avalanche!”
His companion adds, “Yeah, plus, not EVERY SINGLE snowflake is on top of you.”
Both skiiers say they totally support me getting out, then leave, mentally patting themselves on the back for speaking up in the name of Justice.